1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,340 Now remember, when Alex gets 2 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:04,750 here, act like you just, 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:05,998 you know, happened to stop by. 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,510 You know, happened to stop by. 5 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:07,049 Okay. Okay, yeah. 6 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:09,132 Now come on, Mr. Reed. 7 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:10,137 Now in the middle of 8 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:11,298 the afternoon, Julius and I, 9 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:11,996 two wildly successful 10 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,720 two wildly successful 11 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:14,305 professionals, we just happen 12 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:15,929 to be free? 13 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,055 [Laughs] Excuse me, 14 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,002 you mean three professionals. 15 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:18,980 You mean three professionals. 16 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:21,230 I'm wildly successful, too. 17 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:23,062 No, you just wild. 18 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:23,998 Can everybody stay focused on 19 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:24,270 Can everybody stay focused on 20 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:25,317 supporting my son? 21 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,110 Right. Yes, yes, yes. 22 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,152 I mean he may look fine, but 23 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:28,445 dealing with Carla being in 24 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:29,738 L.A. has to be tough on him. 25 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:30,001 Of course it is. 26 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,780 Of course it is. 27 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:31,784 Yeah. Yeah. 28 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:32,775 I just hope she comes back 29 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,196 before she gets hooked on... 30 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:35,954 The reefer. 31 00:00:36,035 --> 00:00:39,705 Miss Helen, you've spent ten 32 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:40,869 hours a day with her. 33 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:41,877 Simone: Mm-hmm. 34 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:41,998 Oh, now give us somethin'. 35 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,500 Oh, now give us somethin'. 36 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:44,125 Listen, I know exactly what 37 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,090 you know. 38 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,090 She went to the conference 39 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:47,962 and ended up getting offered 40 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:50,377 a job she couldn't pass up. 41 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:51,837 And she took the job and 42 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:53,006 pawned the kids off on Alex. 43 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:54,004 But I can't blame her though. 44 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,890 But I can't blame her though. 45 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:55,511 If I had three kids, I would run 46 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:57,717 away too. 47 00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:59,997 Aren't you a pediatrician? 48 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,060 Aren't you a pediatrician? 49 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,483 What's her point? 50 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:02,731 Well, at least she didn't 51 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:04,112 leave you alone with this 52 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,319 new therapist--this 53 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:05,998 Dr. Bruce Miller. 54 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,030 Dr. Bruce Miller. 55 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:10,028 He actually thinks I'm supposed 56 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:11,321 to go and fetch his dry 57 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:12,004 cleanin'. 58 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,410 Cleanin'. 59 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:14,280 Oh, hey son. 60 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:15,445 Simone: Oh, hey! 61 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:18,003 [Mixed overlapping greetings] 62 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,370 [Mixed overlapping greetings] 63 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,834 How, how long you been home? 64 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:22,415 Long enough to hear that 65 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:23,999 people who supposedly care about 66 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:26,503 me, pick over my life like 67 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,206 buzzards on fresh road kill. 68 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:29,997 Thank you...Dad... 69 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,090 Thank you...Dad... 70 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,835 Well, uh... 71 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,217 Best friends. 72 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:36,003 Hm. 73 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,100 Hm. 74 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,430 My wife's ex-receptionist. 75 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,596 Mmm. 76 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:42,004 Anybody else wanna weigh 77 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,940 Anybody else wanna weigh 78 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:43,479 in on something they know 79 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:46,361 absolutely nothing about? 80 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:47,439 I'd--I'd like to say 81 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:48,004 something, bro. 82 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,150 Something, bro. 83 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,783 Oh, go ahead, Julius. 84 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:50,359 The way you sneak in here, 85 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,113 listenin' to people's private 86 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,954 conversations... 87 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:53,989 Sneak? 88 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,122 That's just rude, man. 89 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,199 No wonder why Carla left you. 90 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:00,004 She did not leave me. 91 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,450 She did not leave me. 92 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,958 She did not leave me. 93 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,920 [Laughing] 94 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,250 All: She left him. 95 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:08,415 ♪ good thing we've got ♪ 96 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,263 ♪ one another ♪ 97 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:11,998 ♪ read between the lines ♪ 98 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,420 ♪ read between the lines ♪ 99 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,507 ♪ stuck between a rock ♪ 100 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:14,681 ♪ and a hard place ♪ 101 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:15,339 ♪ could be a hard place to be ♪ 102 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:16,176 ♪ if I didn't have ♪ 103 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,001 ♪ my village holdin' me ♪ 104 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,260 ♪ my village holdin' me ♪ 105 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:19,426 ♪ my father, son ♪ 106 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:20,314 ♪ two daughters ♪ 107 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,270 ♪ and two best friends ♪ 108 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,429 ♪ surroundin' me with ♪ 109 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:23,427 ♪ the strength of 10,000 men ♪ 110 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:23,998 ♪ ha-ha, yeah, I got this ♪♪ 111 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,440 ♪ ha-ha, yeah, I got this ♪♪ 112 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:25,229 [Laughing] 113 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:29,999 And why are you all sitting 114 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,030 And why are you all sitting 115 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:33,951 in my living room like you're at 116 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:34,898 a wake, anyway? 117 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:35,698 I...I was missing your pop's 118 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:36,000 catfish. 119 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,610 Catfish. 120 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:37,738 Yeah, right. 121 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:38,624 My pop's catfish isn't that 122 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:39,830 good. 123 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,079 Whoa, wait a minute, son. 124 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,001 Now don't start talkin' 125 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:42,160 now don't start talkin' 126 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:44,535 wife left ya. 127 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:46,502 She did not leave me. 128 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,003 Look, Carla called, asked me 129 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:48,330 Look, Carla called, asked me 130 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,878 to make sure you had a little 131 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,251 extra support so I called them. 132 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,547 No. 133 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:54,001 Carla called you? 134 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:54,300 Carla called you? 135 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:55,342 Mm-hmm. 136 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,215 She's been gone a couple of 137 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:56,801 months and she thinks I can't 138 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,255 handle this. 139 00:02:58,344 --> 00:02:59,394 But I'm sure she didn't expect 140 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,000 you to call my immature, 141 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,260 you to call my immature, 142 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:02,517 stuck in middle school, 143 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,059 best friends. 144 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,003 Simone: Hold on now-- 145 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:06,060 Simone: Hold on now-- 146 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,404 Her words, not mine. 147 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:11,769 Look guys, I'm only gonna say 148 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:11,998 this one time. 149 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:12,860 This one time. 150 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:13,442 Carla and I love each other, 151 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:14,276 we love our kids, our marriage 152 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:18,000 a-a-and a question for you. 153 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,620 A-A-And a question for you. 154 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,568 Who are you to judge my 155 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:20,197 marriage? 156 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:20,783 You and your wife don't even 157 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:21,117 live together? 158 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,950 Yeah, but we're not in denial 159 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:23,866 about it. 160 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:24,003 Simone: Mm-hmm. 161 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,370 Simone: Mm-hmm. 162 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:27,166 Alex, I am here for you. 163 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,208 I am right by your side, 164 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,002 but not right now. 165 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,210 But not right now. 166 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:30,713 I've got to get back to 167 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,303 the office. 168 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:33,708 Can you believe this fool only 169 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,166 It's good to see you, Helen. 170 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:35,996 Good to see you, too. 171 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,260 Good to see you, too. 172 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:41,552 Walk to her car alone. 173 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:41,998 Probably why Carla left you. 174 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,180 Probably why Carla left you. 175 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:44,224 Would you quit sayin' that? 176 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:47,997 [Cell phone rings] 177 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,230 [Cell phone rings] 178 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:50,232 Alex Reed. 179 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,403 Really? 180 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:53,862 I see. 181 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:54,002 Ah, okay thank you. 182 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:54,320 Ah, okay thank you. 183 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,280 I'll, I'll be there shortly. 184 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,781 All right, thanks a lot. Bye. 185 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,003 All right? 186 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,530 All right? 187 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,075 Is he making catfish tonight? 188 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:02,488 I don't think so. 189 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,235 But I appreciate the support. 190 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,997 I will see you soon. Okay? 191 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,079 All right. See you later. 192 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:07,373 Hey, dad. 193 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,205 Hey, guys, I gotta go. 194 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:09,830 I'll be back in time for dinner, 195 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,076 all right? 196 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:11,497 Do your homework. 197 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:12,004 Bye. 198 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,670 Bye. 199 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,803 You said that dad would freak 200 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:17,381 about my skirt, and he didn't 201 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:17,995 even notice. 202 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,260 Even notice. 203 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,302 Okay, but my friends did. 204 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,255 All right. 205 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,995 Somebody's gonna ask me, 206 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,180 somebody's gonna ask me, 207 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:27,644 "how much for your sister?" 208 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:28,935 Liar. 209 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:29,998 Come on, nobody asked you that. 210 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,560 Come on, nobody asked you that. 211 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,515 I've made myself clear. 212 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:34,976 I'm done, kaci. 213 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:35,996 Done. 214 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,650 Done. 215 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,105 The St. Clair school has 216 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,486 spent over 100 years shaping 217 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:42,002 the hearts and minds of 218 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,990 the hearts and minds of 219 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,454 tomorrow's leaders. 220 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:45,994 Both: Your point being? 221 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:46,867 Your daughter's 222 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:47,703 unshaped-able. 223 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:47,997 [Laughing] 224 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:48,500 [Laughing] 225 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:49,909 I'm sure she isn't. 226 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,208 Look, we both know this is 227 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:52,790 only the second school Alexis 228 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:53,995 has attended that isn't in 229 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:54,130 has attended that isn't in 230 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,420 the family kitchen. 231 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:56,673 Excuse me, I shaped my 232 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:57,634 daughter to be a critical 233 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,724 thinker. 234 00:04:58,798 --> 00:04:59,878 Her last teacher-- 235 00:04:59,966 --> 00:04:59,996 Ah, didn't want an eight year 236 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,510 Ah, didn't want an eight year 237 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:02,841 old bringing in, um, 238 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:03,427 self-prepared study guides and 239 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,431 demanding her classmates burn 240 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:06,003 the old ones. 241 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,560 The old ones. 242 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,470 I did not. 243 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,388 Burning things is bad for 244 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:10,595 the environment. 245 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:11,995 I suggested composting. 246 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,270 I suggested composting. 247 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:14,404 Her big sister is 248 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,440 an environmentalist. 249 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,363 Perhaps you should ease her 250 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,002 into the school system more 251 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:18,440 into the school system more 252 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,146 gradually. 253 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,316 Or find a school worthy of 254 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,364 her intellectual capacity. 255 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,997 I hear mit is starting a baby 256 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,910 I hear mit is starting a baby 257 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,741 genius program. 258 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:27,866 Both: Already applied. 259 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:30,002 On the waiting list. 260 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:30,910 On the waiting list. 261 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,617 Good afternoon, class. 262 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:33,707 My daughter is going to be 263 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:35,001 joining us today. 264 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:35,964 She's in the process of 265 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,004 transferring to a more 266 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:37,496 academically challenging 267 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,547 institution, and she wanted to 268 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,720 watch her father at work. 269 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:41,999 I got kicked out of school. 270 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:42,300 I got kicked out of school. 271 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,183 Why don't you sit in the 272 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,350 chair back there, sweetheart. 273 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,999 Congratulations, class. 274 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,060 Congratulations, class. 275 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,019 You have survived the first four 276 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,479 weeks of my rigorous look at 277 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:53,269 Shakespeare's tragedies. 278 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:54,002 And on the last day to drop 279 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,850 and on the last day to drop 280 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:57,187 a class, you are still here. 281 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:59,233 Wait. Today is the last day? 282 00:05:59,317 --> 00:05:59,997 Yes, it is. 283 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,940 Yes, it is. 284 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:05,487 I forgot to feed my meter. 285 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:06,003 Excellent. 286 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,660 Excellent. 287 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:07,331 That means only we smart ones 288 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:09,448 remain. 289 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,285 Now does anyone have any 290 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,000 questions before we delve into 291 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,120 questions before we delve into 292 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,166 the treachery, revenge, 293 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:16,709 and moral corruption that 294 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,003 is "Hamlet, prince of Denmark"? 295 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,420 Is "Hamlet, prince of Denmark"? 296 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:20,304 Alexis Reed. 297 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:23,999 When's mommy coming home? 298 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,130 When's mommy coming home? 299 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,507 Ah, very soon, sweetheart, 300 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,763 very soon. 301 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:29,845 Good because this is boring. 302 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:30,001 Everybody knows Hamlet dies at 303 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,470 everybody knows Hamlet dies at 304 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,636 the end. 305 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,055 Students: Oh... 306 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:39,476 Kaci: Keenan! 307 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:43,532 What's up? 308 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:47,031 Where are my clothes? 309 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:47,865 You don't remember where you 310 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:47,999 put your clothes? 311 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,490 Put your clothes? 312 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:51,366 Do we need to have you pee 313 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:52,952 in a cup? 314 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:53,997 That's funny, but let's just 315 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:54,410 That's funny, but let's just 316 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:55,577 wait until I go into your 317 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:56,865 bedroom and take your 318 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,418 "magazines." 319 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,001 Oh, yeah, I know. 320 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,460 Oh, yeah, I know. 321 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,377 You better stay out of 322 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,264 my room. 323 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,300 Then tell me where my clothes 324 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:05,883 are, or me and my friend lysol 325 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:05,997 will brave your funky room 326 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,340 will brave your funky room 327 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:09,546 and find them. 328 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:10,507 You want your clothes? 329 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:11,386 Mm-hmm. 330 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:11,932 You're gonna have to go 331 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:12,524 dumpster diving. 332 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,928 Look, they weren't even mine. 333 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:15,847 Go get the stuff, 334 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:16,975 or I'm telling dad. 335 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:18,001 You're telling dad? 336 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:18,520 You're telling dad? 337 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:24,004 Oh, please do. 338 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,150 Oh, please do. 339 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,735 I'm begging you. Hm... 340 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:27,741 Hm... 341 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,492 Hm... 342 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,833 Hey, morning Dean Caldwell. 343 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:36,003 Morning...Grade Nazi. 344 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,040 Morning...Grade Nazi. 345 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:39,915 Excuse me? 346 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,001 Well, that's what they call 347 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:41,995 you, you know? 348 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,300 You, you know? 349 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:43,088 Who calls me that? 350 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:43,421 Mm. 351 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:45,344 Don't you play coy with me, 352 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:46,513 professor pretty boy. 353 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:47,381 Your students are dropping 354 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:47,676 like flies. 355 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:47,998 Yeah. I know. 356 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,100 Yeah. I know. 357 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,469 This isn't nyu, Reed. 358 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,505 Most of our funding comes from 359 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:53,998 the state. 360 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,560 The state. 361 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,890 No students equals no money. 362 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,265 Yeah, well Dean, you brought 363 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:58,521 me here to increase the quality 364 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,003 of the English department. 365 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,100 Of the English department. 366 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,648 Yeah, but you left nyu to 367 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:02,571 teach closer to home, remember? 368 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,188 I've got three kids at home. 369 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:05,816 And I've got 5,000 of my own 370 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:06,002 right here. 371 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,740 Right here. 372 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:08,950 You got what you needed, 373 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,030 now give me what I need. 374 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:11,995 But Dean, I can't raise 375 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,280 But Dean, I can't raise 376 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:12,906 the standing of a department, 377 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,542 if I have to tolerate lazy 378 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,039 thinkers, disinterested 379 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,080 time-wasters, 380 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,003 and plain old dummies. 381 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,120 And plain old dummies. 382 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,577 Reed, butts in seats. 383 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,456 That's what I need. 384 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:24,004 Well, how do you suggest 385 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,050 Well, how do you suggest 386 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:26,418 I do that? 387 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:26,875 Well, I don't know, 388 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:27,554 professor. 389 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:28,512 But a department head that can't 390 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,001 figure that out shouldn't 391 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,590 figure that out shouldn't 392 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,756 be a department head. 393 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:35,505 [Guitar strumming] 394 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:35,998 ♪ goodbye baby ♪ 395 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,600 ♪ goodbye baby ♪ 396 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,273 ♪ goodbye ♪ 397 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,653 ♪ oh goodbye ♪ 398 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:41,999 ♪ oh goodbye ♪ 399 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,070 ♪ oh goodbye ♪ 400 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,029 Woo. 401 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:47,989 [Laughing] Man, when was 402 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,029 the last time the three of us 403 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:49,951 got together like this? 404 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:50,819 Wait, wait. 405 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:51,695 Without you checking your watch 406 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:52,621 every five minutes? 407 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:53,998 And texting home every two? 408 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,160 And texting home every two? 409 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:54,582 Had to be PC. 410 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,119 PC? Ah. 411 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,123 Both: Pre-Carla. 412 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,374 [Laughing] 413 00:08:59,455 --> 00:08:59,905 I told you not to marry 414 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:00,000 a mother with a deadbeat ex. 415 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,830 A mother with a deadbeat ex. 416 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,126 Got to give it to you, man. 417 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:03,669 Raising someone else's kids. 418 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:06,001 Julius, I'm raising my kids. 419 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,500 Julius, I'm raising my kids. 420 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:07,127 What time do the strippers 421 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,513 go on? 422 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,130 Helen. 423 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:11,997 Oh, hey. 424 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,800 Oh, hey. 425 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:13,835 I did not know you hung 426 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:14,718 out here. 427 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:15,684 Well, not usually, 428 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:16,813 but a couple of my peeps 429 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:17,999 invited me over. 430 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,270 Invited me over. 431 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,230 They don't look like they 432 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:20,729 would hang out with you. 433 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,440 And you don't look like 434 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,400 the kind of husband a wife 435 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:23,999 would come back to. 436 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,440 Would come back to. 437 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:25,402 Alex: Whoa. 438 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:26,191 Simone: Oh, now. 439 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,234 Take that back. 440 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,186 [Laughs] 441 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,996 Hey. Those are some of, those 442 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,400 Hey. Those are some of, those 443 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:31,696 are some of Carla's ex-patients. 444 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:33,319 We get together every Tuesday 445 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,616 and trash the new therapist. 446 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:35,999 [Laughs] Wait, oh, you know 447 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,490 [laughs] Wait, oh, you know 448 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:40,077 what I think I'm gonna do. 449 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:40,662 I'm gonna open up a tab under 450 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:41,996 your name. 451 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,750 Your name. 452 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,212 Consider it part of my severance 453 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,502 package. 454 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:47,804 So Julius, what's new with 455 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:47,998 you, man? 456 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,050 You, man? 457 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,130 I'm building Rita her dream 458 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,474 home. 459 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,129 Even though you're separated? 460 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:53,997 Because we're separated. 461 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,550 Because we're separated. 462 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:55,675 I got her with my money and I'll 463 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:56,681 get her back with my money. 464 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:57,562 Mm. Mm-mm. 465 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:58,558 I've never met a woman who 466 00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,019 can say no to a bidet. 467 00:09:59,098 --> 00:09:59,998 Right. 468 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,810 Right. 469 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:02,852 So, Simone? 470 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:03,845 What? 471 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:04,846 What's up with you? 472 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:05,647 Oh, I get it. 473 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,000 You want to know why I'm still 474 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,650 you want to know why I'm still 475 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:06,861 single. 476 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,399 No. 477 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:09,572 That's because I wanna 478 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,490 be, okay? 479 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:11,999 No, I am single by choice. 480 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,280 No, I am single by choice. 481 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:13,992 Plus her boyfriend 482 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,241 dropped her. 483 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,373 So anyway, how, how does 484 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,239 it feel to be back in 485 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:17,695 the classroom? 486 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,003 Oh, I got kids droppin' 487 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,330 Oh, I got kids droppin' 488 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,041 my class left and right. 489 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,581 And the Dean seems think all 490 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:24,004 the classrooms need to be full. 491 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,920 The classrooms need to be full. 492 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,040 Do you hear yourself? 493 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:27,956 What? 494 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:28,844 Alex, you're about to get 495 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:29,999 fired. 496 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,300 Fired. 497 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:30,839 You're runnin' off your 498 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:33,221 students, you ran off your wife. 499 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,179 You sure you don't need to 500 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:34,718 change your deodorant, bro? 501 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,000 [Laughing] 502 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,260 [Laughing] 503 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,997 Excuse me one second. 504 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,350 Excuse me one second. 505 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:42,733 Hey. 506 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,478 Hey, man, how are you doin'? 507 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,480 Hey. 508 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:46,441 Listen, um, I'm sure everyone 509 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,770 here has had a long day so would 510 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:47,995 you mind playin' somethin' 511 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,900 you mind playin' somethin' 512 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:49,651 a little more upbeat. 513 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,402 Got you, boss. 514 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,154 All right thank you, boss. 515 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:52,614 Appreciate it. 516 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,003 [Guitar strumming] 517 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,280 [Guitar strumming] 518 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:55,863 Simone: Oh, there you go! 519 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:56,566 You got it! 520 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,235 All right. 521 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,284 Woo! 522 00:10:59,367 --> 00:10:59,997 [Guitar strumming] 523 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,120 [Guitar strumming] 524 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:00,951 ♪ I hate you ♪ 525 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:01,865 ♪ I hate you ♪ 526 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:02,832 ♪ I hate you ♪ 527 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,042 ♪ oh yeah ♪ 528 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,751 Oh. 529 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:06,001 You know we do have a guest 530 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,920 You know we do have a guest 531 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,379 room, grandpa. 532 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:08,919 Well, when guests come, 533 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:12,001 show 'em to it. 534 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,170 Show 'em to it. 535 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,974 I'm just spendin' the night. 536 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,999 I'm going to kill him. 537 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,720 I'm going to kill him. 538 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,604 Whoa. 539 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:22,680 Who's about to, ah, 540 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,995 bite the dust? 541 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,390 Bite the dust? 542 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,475 Your psycho grandson took 543 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,599 my stuff. 544 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:28,686 What kinda stuff? 545 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:29,811 Stuff. 546 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:29,997 Just stuff, grandpa. 547 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,730 Just stuff, grandpa. 548 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,855 Girl stuff. 549 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,282 Girl stuff, huh? 550 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,001 Oh, now I'm really worried 551 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,280 oh, now I'm really worried 552 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,822 about the boy. 553 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:50,252 Well, that's better. 554 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:50,844 Look, your brother loves you. 555 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:51,628 If he didn't, he wouldn't care 556 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,630 about you runnin' around passin' 557 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:54,002 off a napkin as a skirt. 558 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,760 Off a napkin as a skirt. 559 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,720 Oh, I pay attention. 560 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,260 Okay. 561 00:11:59,343 --> 00:11:59,803 Look, grandpa, things are 562 00:11:59,885 --> 00:11:59,995 different now from when you 563 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,680 different now from when you 564 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,222 were growing up. 565 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:03,805 Okay, wearing all that wool on 566 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,999 wool on wool... 567 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,390 Wool on wool... 568 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,435 Well, maybe that's why he's 569 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,348 trying to protect you-- 570 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,146 because things are different 571 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,998 now, especially around here. 572 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,360 Now, especially around here. 573 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,569 I think he misses mom. 574 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:18,003 I mean maybe we shouldn't have 575 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,150 I mean maybe we shouldn't have 576 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,527 said we didn't want to move 577 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:19,953 to L.A. with her. 578 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,030 It's just that our friends are 579 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,996 here and our life is here-- 580 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,080 here and our life is here-- 581 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,290 And it's the middle of 582 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:26,749 the school year. 583 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,249 That's why your parents decided 584 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,000 you kids should stay. 585 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,500 You kids should stay. 586 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,915 I...i...I'm very glad you did. 587 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:36,875 I would've missed you like 588 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,014 crazy. 589 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:38,760 Both: [Laugh] 590 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,051 Come here. Come here. 591 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:41,995 [Laughs] 592 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,640 [Laughs] 593 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,640 Hey, man, I missed you 594 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,601 in class. 595 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,470 You're the grade Nazi. 596 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:46,266 Oh, no, no, no, no. 597 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,268 That was the old me. 598 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:47,999 Guess what, the new me has cut 599 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,640 guess what, the new me has cut 600 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,096 half the required papers and 601 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,266 I've been keepin' your seat 602 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:52,193 empty. 603 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,061 Pretty sure I missed 604 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:53,897 the deadline to add a class. 605 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:54,001 No, no, no. 606 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,770 No, no, no. 607 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,647 Not if you have one of these. 608 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:57,784 This right here is a faculty 609 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,000 approval form signed by me. 610 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,240 Approval form signed by me. 611 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,111 Cookie? 612 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:01,777 I... 613 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:02,784 Uh... 614 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,655 Mmmmm... 615 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,002 Mmmm... 616 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,580 Mmmm... 617 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,540 Simone: I guess it's too late 618 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,500 to ask if we should wait for 619 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,539 Alex and the kids. 620 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,412 Hey, when I was a kid nobody 621 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:11,578 waited for me. 622 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:11,995 It was every man for himself. 623 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,080 It was every man for himself. 624 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,458 Operation kill them with 625 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,554 cookies was a resounding 626 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,339 success. 627 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:18,001 Hey! 628 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,460 Hey! 629 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,417 All right. 630 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,217 Thank you for the assist, 631 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,429 dad. 632 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,719 Mm. 633 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,001 Hey, Simone? 634 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,510 Hey, Simone? 635 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,345 Hm? 636 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:26,389 I gotta thank you. 637 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,932 You see now, I look forward to 638 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,055 the challenge that these kids 639 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,001 present. 640 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,230 Present. 641 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,849 See there I was saying Alexis' 642 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,306 school was failing her and I was 643 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,645 failing my own students. 644 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:36,001 Now you know we graduated 645 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,230 Now you know we graduated 646 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:36,765 high school the same year. 647 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,647 Mm. 648 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:39,654 And you're lookin' way 649 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:40,945 younger than me. 650 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:41,998 I know you use Botox. 651 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,370 I know you use Botox. 652 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:47,738 Bottom line is I believe 653 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:47,996 all students deserve a good 654 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,950 all students deserve a good 655 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,326 education and inspiration. 656 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,583 Am I right? 657 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,995 What is it? Cocoa butter? 658 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,750 What is it? Cocoa butter? 659 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,003 I know you have my charger. 660 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:57,836 No, I don't. 661 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:58,710 You can't just steal 662 00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,626 my stuff. 663 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:00,003 You stole my stuff. 664 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,260 You stole my stuff. 665 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,220 You were dressing like you 666 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:02,839 wanted to give your stuff away. 667 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,965 Oh, hey. 668 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,002 I thought we'd settled this. 669 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,760 I thought we'd settled this. 670 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:07,965 Settled what? 671 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:08,885 I never said there wouldn't 672 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,933 be payback. 673 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,055 Payback, whoa. 674 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:11,891 Relax, kaci corleone. 675 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:11,996 Now tell me what's goin' on. 676 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,890 Now tell me what's goin' on. 677 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:17,148 Both: Nothing. 678 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,001 Nothing? 679 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,940 Nothing? 680 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:19,944 All right, dad. 681 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:20,895 You're the adult here. 682 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:21,855 Somethin' you want to tell me? 683 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,654 I'm not your real father? 684 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:23,997 Okay. That was a disagreement. 685 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,780 Okay. That was a disagreement. 686 00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:26,743 I thought it was over. 687 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,494 Didn't seem worth bothering you. 688 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,366 Didn't seem worth 689 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:30,001 bothering me? 690 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,410 Bothering me? 691 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,334 Right. 692 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,503 Julius, Simone! 693 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,090 Ev...everybody, sit down. 694 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,134 Am I supposed to stop eatin' 695 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,003 for this? 696 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,010 For this? 697 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:46,139 Just sit down, man. 698 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,388 Now here's the deal. 699 00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:47,999 I am the head of this household. 700 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,800 I am the head of this household. 701 00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:50,807 Why do I need to know this? 702 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,139 Just because your mother is 703 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,434 temporarily on the west coast, 704 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:53,997 does not mean the rules have 705 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,350 does not mean the rules have 706 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:54,805 changed. 707 00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:55,893 The parent in this household 708 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,558 is always in charge. 709 00:14:58,647 --> 00:14:59,997 And, dad, that means me. 710 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,820 And, dad, that means me. 711 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:01,819 But isn't mommy coming 712 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,990 back soon? 713 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,373 [Sighs] You know, 714 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,950 sweet stuff, you and I need 715 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:11,995 to have a talk. 716 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,040 To have a talk. 717 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,459 Come on. 718 00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,368 You all know, I'm the one 719 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:16,957 that's runnin' this, right? 720 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,001 Yeah, of course. 721 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,630 Yeah, of course. 722 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:18,999 Yeah, we know. 723 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,594 Baby, I don't know when your 724 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,300 mommy's coming back home. 725 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,000 Because she took that 726 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,380 Because she took that 727 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,335 job in L.A.? 728 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,545 Yup. 729 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,715 Because she took that job 730 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,002 in L.A. and I'm really sorry 731 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,640 in L.A. and I'm really sorry 732 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,771 I wasn't clear about that. 733 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:33,808 I've been clear for a while, 734 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:34,851 daddy. 735 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:35,353 When mommy came back from 736 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,004 the conference she packed 737 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,060 the conference she packed 738 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,064 her big suitcase. 739 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:38,935 I asked her how long she'd 740 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:39,811 be gone. 741 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,767 She said not long. 742 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:41,997 When I asked you when she'd be 743 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,860 when I asked you when she'd be 744 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,941 back, you said soon. 745 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,447 I'm not a baby. 746 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,998 Not long and soon always 747 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,200 not long and soon always 748 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,320 means it's longer than you want 749 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:49,986 it to be. 750 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,414 [Laughs] You know, you are 751 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,743 absolutely right. 752 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:53,997 You are not a baby. 753 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,330 You are not a baby. 754 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,332 Sometimes I think you're smarter 755 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,463 than your old man. 756 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,000 I want mommy to come home. 757 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,040 I want mommy to come home. 758 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,206 I do, too, sweetheart. 759 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,960 Come here. 760 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,847 [Sighing] 761 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,016 Really, dude? 762 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,000 Really. 763 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,190 Really. 764 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,058 I gotta tell you guys, 765 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,765 it gives me extreme pleasure 766 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,315 to see you all here today. 767 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:23,999 I know there are some of you who 768 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,480 I know there are some of you who 769 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:25,856 are new to the course. 770 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,073 And for those of you who are 771 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,152 returning, welcome back. 772 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:29,998 Now in the past, I may have been 773 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,320 now in the past, I may have been 774 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,947 a little harsh. 775 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,243 Inflexible. 776 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,076 Demanding, even. 777 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,000 And for that I apologize. 778 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,120 And for that I apologize. 779 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,124 You see, today is a new day. 780 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,576 But make no mistake, 781 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:41,997 young bright ones. 782 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,710 Young bright ones. 783 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,463 We will delve deeply into 784 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,995 the classics. 785 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,998 Deep into "Hamlet." 786 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,630 Deep into "Hamlet." 787 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,546 It's my approach that will 788 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,633 change. 789 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,388 In other words, I am here 790 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,000 for you. 791 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,890 For you. 792 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,432 So let's jump into "Hamlet: 793 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,556 "The tragedy of the prince of 794 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:00,003 Denmark." 795 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,100 Denmark." 796 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,556 So, who's the main character 797 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,726 in "Hamlet." 798 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:11,913 My god... 799 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:11,999 You know what? 800 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,910 You know what? 801 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:13,910 What's your name? 802 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:14,661 Dave. 803 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,872 Dave, Dave, I am glad you 804 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,241 asked that question. 805 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:17,997 Because I am going to give 806 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:23,038 you a shot at answering that 807 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:23,995 question. 808 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Question. 809 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:29,165 Okay, Dave, give it a go. 810 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:29,996 Hamlet? 811 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,220 Hamlet? 812 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,299 How brilliant! Brilliant! 813 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,184 Rice krispies treats for 814 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,050 everyone. 815 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:35,997 That you, son? 816 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,850 That you, son? 817 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:38,181 Yeah, pop. 818 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,805 Sorry to awake you. 819 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,003 Come, come sit with 820 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,640 Come, come sit with 821 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,108 your old man. 822 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,360 [Sighing] 823 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,001 I know you're a grown man with 824 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,360 I know you're a grown man with 825 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,572 three kids, but I still can't 826 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,111 sleep 'til I hear you come 827 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:54,004 through the door. 828 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,110 Through the door. 829 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,618 [Sighs] 830 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,870 You think I ran Carla away? 831 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,002 I don't know. 832 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,450 I don't know. 833 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,747 All I ever saw was you two 834 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,210 lovin' each other. 835 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,631 And I saw you put your career 836 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:05,999 on hold, stayed at home, 837 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,170 on hold, stayed at home, 838 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:11,262 while Carla built her practice. 839 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,000 Apparently it wasn't enough. 840 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,970 Apparently it wasn't enough. 841 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,051 Are you kidding? 842 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,996 You took a job on the Internet. 843 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,680 You took a job on the Internet. 844 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,676 I mean if that's not 845 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,727 a commitment, I don't know 846 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,000 what is. 847 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,900 What is. 848 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,649 Why won't you call her? 849 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:30,003 Or do what most men do to forget 850 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,110 or do what most men do to forget 851 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,153 their troubles? 852 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,277 What's that? 853 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,004 Drive fast cars, chase loose 854 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,990 Drive fast cars, chase loose 855 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,945 women. 856 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,995 I'm sorry, have we met? 857 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,160 I'm sorry, have we met? 858 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,326 [Laughs] Or you could write 859 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,205 about your troubles. 860 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,002 I mean you're an English 861 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,090 I mean you're an English 862 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,800 professor. 863 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,670 At least the grammar will be 864 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:53,996 good. 865 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,180 Good. 866 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,339 Both: [Laughing] 867 00:18:59,179 --> 00:18:59,999 Alex: [Thinking] Title. 868 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,310 Alex: [Thinking] Title. 869 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,730 I need a good title. 870 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,003 ♪ 871 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:11,320 ♪ 872 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,000 Hm... 873 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,070 Hm... 874 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,110 Becoming a married, single dad 875 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:17,364 after your wife gets a job in 876 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:17,997 L.A. even though her husband 877 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,450 L.A. even though her husband 878 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,043 and three kids live in New York. 879 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,999 Colon. 880 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,080 Colon. 881 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,463 Marriage is complicated. 882 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,002 ♪ 883 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:36,000 ♪ 884 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,380 ♪ 885 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:41,980 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0